Braisted braisting away at a memo from Metro Schools central office ‘clarifying the dress code’ which states that if a kid isn’t wearing a belt, perhaps someone could be inventive and use a rope:
Umm, yeah…if you want a lesson in how to embarrass the hell out of a kid, cut a piece of rope and tie it around their waste. Seriously, while I understand they want to enforce this, unless the pants are falling down, just tell the kids to bring a belt the next day. Dressing them like a “tramp” from the 30s seems a bit counter-productive to the whole purpose of the standard school attire.
Bruce Barry from Pith has the entire memo in all of its adornment glory..
are parents REALLY ok with this stuff?? it’s just so facist… they talked about pulling this crap back in the dark ages when i was in highschool and it was instantly destroyed by parents and students alike.
You said: “tie it around their waste.”
ahahahahaha, I’m glade I never make misteaks
heh…if only Google made a context checker ;-(
Laura’s bringin’ da smackdown over at PITW. Go Laura!!!!!
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