Dear Lifehouse:
The White Stripes called. They want their visual aesthetic back. Oh, and Jack says he’s hotter than you.
Jack would be mistaken on that last part.
Actually, that was me, not Jack. Jack knows it, but I’m the self-appointed proclaimer.
I didn’t know that the Whitestripes had the monopoly on heroin chic. Or even that it was originally them to claim?
So you leave Lifehouse with the option of going more clean cut. Sweet.