Ken Levine throws down

t’s not enough to just turn your cellphone on silent . PUT IT THE [redacted] AWAY. Don’t look at it during the movie. It’s like someone turning on a flashlight in a dark room. It’s distracting. Don’t do it! And don’t text message.
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In a fairly empty theater don’t take a seat right in front of me. Especially when there are twenty seats on either side you could choose instead.

And there’s oh so much more…