Alison shares her distate for a fashion trend: skinny jeans. Not just on women, but on men, as well.

I was “reading” a supplement to the September Vanity Fair in which somewhat local band, Kings of Leon stated that they had their mom alter their jeans to be super skinny. I have to say, that really reeks of uncool to me, but I think if there were a cool competition between KoL and me, they’d win.

But I fear that if this trend continues, we will see the zipper leg jean again. Or worse–pinch-rolling/peg-legging. And nobody wants that. I’m going to be one of those old holdouts that walks around wearing five-year-old jeans because I can’t find any new ones I like.