Lucky Vol Abroad. She has a front-row seat for the Princess Diana Inquest over in Great Britain.
Controversial elements? This means the inquest is likely to hear all kinds of crackpot fantasies and conspiracy theories cooked up in the minds of wackos and grieving fathers. This inquest is likely to drag on forever and come up with no more than a confirmation of the French inquiry.
I’m pretty much of the opinion that alcohol, frayed nerves, and failure to wear seatbelts were the cause of death in all three cases. But the part of me which enjoys thrillers can imagine a scenario where government elements bumped Dodi and Diana off.
I firmly believe the dastardly Diana deed was done by the grandson of the guy who was on the grassy knoll. (The grassy knoll guy had to retire a few years back because his aim got shaky after he passed 84.)
Well, AT LAST - a Diana conspiracy that makes a bit of sense.
Our theory is,
In expectation of an incredibly valuable engagement ring, Diana decided to seal the deal by providing Dodi with the best fellatio he had ever recieved, and consequenty died of penile asphyxiation upon impact. The chauffeur, momentarily distracted by Dodi’s throbbing member, swerved inadvertently into a pillion.
Hence the mystery, this is why she is known as the people’s princess, and the future head of state.
From Keith, Kelvin, Ian, Karen and Veronica