Huh. Looks like now The Dry Spot has competition in that subject matter for a change. Hee.

LYNNSTER …
I thought the same thing.
Except, it’s always World Toilet Day at Smiley’s blog.

Good point!

poop joke/ice breaker/plane talker shutter upper:

[sit down on a plane]
person: “hey there, i figure since we’re sitting together we might as well have a conversation, what things do you like to talk about?”
you: “ok, um, let’s talk about quantum physics.”
person: “uh ok”
you: “When a cow poops, it comes out in a pie, when a rabbit poops, it comes out in pellets, when a dog poops it comes out in a log, what’s the deal with that?”
person: “uh, i don’t have an idea”
you: “Well if you don’t know shit, how are you gonna talk about quantum physics?”

Thanks, i’m here all week…

Jeffrey…
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!!!
Brilliant!

Any nurse will tell you that after cleaning poop off a person (or worse, an old, confused person who has played in it), they can wash their hands thoroughly and eat a meal without a second thought.

When I think about this, it makes me long for the days before I lost all squeamishness. There should be a little mystery about the human body’s goings on.