Scotch - single malt. It’s the gift that keeps on giving, until the bottle is dry.

Everyone in my office pitched in to get him a big gift card to the Hustler store. Seriously.

Ah, the corporate hierarchy, where shit flows downhill, and gifts uphill. Here are some suggestions: “Management for Dummies” — they’ll like that one. That, or “101 Ways to Give Your Employees a Raise”.

My boss is also my best friend, so he’ll get a gift, but in general I find the idea of buying gifts for your boss a little distastefully subservient, but that’s just me. Unless, of course, you’re buying gifts for everyone else you work with, too.

Ditto what Chris said. Gross and sorta ethically challenged. What would you think if you found out that a co-worker had given the boss and no one else in the office a present. Right. “Suck up.”

I’m getting everyone a little something. Less than 5 bucks a piece, to put in each stocking (yeah, we’ve got stockings). We’re still talking about the girl who, last year, gave the boss a huge gift basket. Brown noser!

Good gawd. Sorry I’m not cynical enough, I’ll work on that.

He’s a nice man, we have a small office, it’s just what we do.