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Posted on 01-16-2008 at 02:35pm
Was Smilin’ Bob Lying?
Filed Under (Ethics) by Newscoma on 01-16-2008

Here we go:

You’d better sit down for this one.

It turns out that Enzyte, the natural male enhancement formula, doesn’t work.

I know. You’ve seen the ads on television with that glowing, confident actor surrounded by glowing, adoring women and thought to yourself that you should place an order. Well, according to testimony in an Ohio court, you’d better hold on to your cash.

Enzyte is odd, but it’s those Viva Viagra commercials that really creep me out.

Wait, they all give me a case of the wiggums. My bad.

Progressive Nashville has the story.

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Comments

sistasmiff on 16 January, 2008 at 2:52 pm #

I have something so funny to tell about this but I can’t yet. I hope I eventually can.


Number9 on 16 January, 2008 at 3:10 pm #

This is worse than the day I learned the truth about Santa.


The Yaz and Viagra Commercials Are As Stupid as I Suspected | Hear ItFrom.Us on 16 January, 2008 at 4:01 pm #

[…] ridiculous commercials for Yaz and Viva Viagra.  It seems I’m finally vindicated, as NewComa is equally creeped out by the Viagra […]


jim voorhies on 16 January, 2008 at 4:05 pm #

*gets suspicious* learned what about Santa?


Number9 on 16 January, 2008 at 4:11 pm #

*gets suspicious* learned what about Santa?

Oh come on, you weren’t a little pissed when you learned that Santa and the Easter Bunny weren’t real?

Don’t even get me started about the Tooth Fairy.

I had really twisted parents. One lie after another.


jblank on 17 January, 2008 at 12:52 am #

Shhhh, Number 9, I don’t think Jim, y’know, knows. Way to ruin the magic. :(

Seriously, though, I too felt betrayed when I found out as a kid. I think I spent a good amount of time sulking about it. Although, my mom never actually flat-out told me the truth, and I’ve since found out that she did the same to my brother; she just hoped we’d figure it out on our own eventually. We’re very good at avoiding the tricky issues in my family like that.

As for Enzyte, I feel bad for anyone who ordered it actually thinking it might work, and I’m glad to see that the Enzyte folks will hopefully no longer be able to defraud customers. But as for the thousands of people who ordered it… really now.


jim voorhies on 17 January, 2008 at 8:29 am #

WHATTTTTTTT! THEY’RE NOT REAL???

*crushed*

Does this also mean that those emails I keep getting about my size aren’t real either?