Mar
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Posted on 03-08-2008 at 04:03pm
One of the best explanations ever…
Filed Under (Funny, Internet) by GingerSnaps on 03-08-2008

I have read a lot of explanations before from bloggers who drop off on posting, but this made me laugh out loud this morning:

1. I have a job already, and in exchange for doing that job I get this stuff called “money.” I can tell you with a relative degree of certainty that money pretty much rocks. That’s what allows me to buy booze, and never underestimate the importance of that. When this website starts paying me in vodka you will see dedication the likes of which you’ve never witnessed before. Until then a girl’s got to prioritize.

2. I rather enjoy spending time with my spouse, which is pretty much why I married him. That and his enormous schlong.

There are more hilarious excuses over at Sparkles Plenty.

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Comments

Jeffraham Prestonian on 8 March, 2008 at 4:09 pm #

Never underestimate the importance of an enormous schlong.
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GingerSnaps on 8 March, 2008 at 4:10 pm #

Word.


Ron on 8 March, 2008 at 4:12 pm #

That’s something my future ex-wives will never say about me.

Not the enormous schlong part, the part about enjoying spending time with me.


Claudia on 8 March, 2008 at 6:18 pm #

great post
made me crack up


Jeffraham Prestonian on 8 March, 2008 at 7:02 pm #

That’s something my future ex-wives will never say about me.

Not the enormous schlong part, the part about enjoying spending time with me.

Six of one, half-dozen of the other. :lol:
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Jon on 8 March, 2008 at 10:43 pm #

I most strenuously object!

Great blogging is the *result* of vodka, not the source of it!


Eric on 9 March, 2008 at 8:23 pm #

Thanks, Ginger…This is hilarious! :)


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