One day, I was working in the yard and saw in the corner of my eye the little boy next door (also four at the time) walk across my driveway toward my front yard. A minute later, I saw him walking back with a bunch of pink tulips in his hand. As I went after him, I noted the lack of pink where my tulips used to be.
“Jan Bailey, where’d you get those flowers?”
“I picked these for my mommy!”
“Oh, okay. Well, you picked those from my yard, so those are my flowers. You’re not supposed to pick flowers from other people’s yards.”
“These are for my mommy!”
“Oh, okay.”
Altogether now, “Awww!”
Awwwww. The hell they are!
the awwww factor would so not have worked for me
plus
what’s a 4 yr old doing walking around outside unattended?
well, obviously they have no sense of awwww. ![]()
Both of the mentioned four-year-olds were either in their own yards or mine. The rose killer was hidden by a playset that sits (unused) in my yard. We could hear the kids playing, but had no idea that one was playing “swordfighting pirates” with my shrubbery! ![]()