Apr
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Posted on 04-21-2008 at 04:19pm
Filed Under (Ethics, Relationships, Government & Politics) by GingerSnaps on 04-21-2008

A marriage is not about purchasing sole access to a cooter.

–Aunt B.

Now, please go see why she has imparted this pearl of wisdom upon us. It is an excellent post.

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Comments

Jeffraham Prestonian on 21 April, 2008 at 4:55 pm #

No wonder I’m not interested in marriage. Besides, I’ve purchased sole access to a scooter (or three).
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Slartibartfast on 21 April, 2008 at 7:22 pm #

JP gets comment of the day.


Paul Chenoweth on 22 April, 2008 at 7:59 am #

I’m really confused. I thought ’sole access to a cooter’ had something to do with the General Lee’s exclusive arrangement with a Dukes of Hazzard mechanic.


captain bringdown on 22 April, 2008 at 9:25 am #

Does this mean it’s open season on married women?


captain bringdown on 22 April, 2008 at 10:02 am #

Also:
Please,Aunt B,explain to my lovely bride that if I don’t have “sole access” to that THANG, she doesn’t have sole access to my CASH AND PRIZE’S.


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