“A marriage is not about purchasing sole access to a cooter.”
–Aunt B.
Now, please go see why she has imparted this pearl of wisdom upon us. It is an excellent post.
No wonder I’m not interested in marriage. Besides, I’ve purchased sole access to a scooter (or three).
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JP gets comment of the day.
I’m really confused. I thought ’sole access to a cooter’ had something to do with the General Lee’s exclusive arrangement with a Dukes of Hazzard mechanic.
Does this mean it’s open season on married women?
Also:
Please,Aunt B,explain to my lovely bride that if I don’t have “sole access” to that THANG, she doesn’t have sole access to my CASH AND PRIZE’S.