Oh dear Titans. There are questions.
Vince Young: AAAAAAHHHHHHH F**k! I’m on fire! AH AAAAHH AAAAAAAHHH
Fisher: Hello Vince.
Reporter: Coach Fisher! Does Vince Young being in a state of combustion affect the strategy of this team going forward?
Fisher: We have integrated the fire into our larger off-season strategy, but whether we will acquire the means to extinguish it depends largely on cap room and the availability of fire safety equipment on the free agent market.
In fact, I have just been made aware that the Tennessee Titans have just acquired an undrafted wet nap to address the situation.
[Tosses wet nap on Young to no noticeable effect]Reporter: Will that be enough? The smell of burning flesh is getting to be pronounced.
Fisher: The moisture from the wet nap will extinguish the fire.
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H/T CeeElCee
Thank you for this.
Perfect.
It’s from Ceeelcee from a Twittery Tweet thingie.
It was and is brilliant.
Let’s look at Jeff Fisher’s winning percentage and his tenure. With the return of Heimerdinger and the defense back, we should do well this year.
I am tired of all these arm chair QBs and ESPN second-guessing the Titans who have a team philosophy that works.