From Jagadiah:

My mom teaches elementary school, and came home from a field trip yesterday with a story about how she had to sit in the back of the bus and intervene on a conversation between kids who were telling each other about how one like the way another’s butt smelled. The conversation was being conducted in chat rooms via Nintendo DS.

How can that much have changed since my day?

Oh, it gets worse the older you get.

Or it might be better.

Let’s go with door number two.