It’s ON, Bitches!

Mack throws down the gauntlet

I even manage to vacuum often, even though this sets the Pomeranian into a complete meltdown when I do. In short, I make those bitches over at Home Ec 101 look like amateurs.
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So, I am looking for “wives.” I use quotation marks because it’s important for me to make clear that this is no traditional wife-like role. I’m not seeking additional sex-partners. As a Coyote Creek Honorary Wife, you are expected to keep a supply of boyfriends/girlfriends/lovers that you see on your own time. Please do not bother me with whatever petty physical needs you may have… Just do your share of chores ’round the place, and you’ll get no shit from me.

The Bitches at Home Ec 101 however, seem to be busy giving birth and stuff. Perhaps they will yet drive out to Greenbriar and kick some hindquarters.

Our very own Rachel, that madsexy librarian who keeps the MCB Categories organised (that’s what “Taxonomy” means–I had to ask), is guest-blogging for Our Bodies, Ourselves.

This is a very big deal. I don’t think there was a girl born after 1970 who didn’t get the OBOS book as a guide to her, well, body.

Except for me. My dad thought it was communist propaganda, so I waited until I was 19 to buy my copy.

Anyway, I digress. Big props to Rachel on this majorly important gig.

(Ed. Note: We hope she forgives us for calling her ‘madsexy’ in a post about her very professional career. We also hope she realises that she is being made to feel guilty for not contributing as much at MCB, and that we are making good on our promise of yesterday to do so.)

Happy Birthday to Ron!

(Ed. Note: See, Rachel. There are going to be a LOT of LOLCats!!)

For Sarcastro and Newscoma

(Hat Tip: Joy Nash)